F.A.K. That's what we utter when things don't go our way. What's wrong with cruising through life on someone else's dime? Pinching a penny here and there never hurt nobody. Until Karma came along.

If it weren't for karma, the never-ending cycle would be broken and we wouldn't have to keep freeloading! Alas, we continue to get what we deserve.

Perhaps if we ban together and unite our voices by collecting our signatures here, karma will get intimidated. A muffin basket might help too.

Sign below if you're a Freeloader Against Karma. I'm not, so don't look for my signature you lazy bum. FAK!