Picture a kitten, 6 weeks old. Then picture it 6 months later, deformed into a geometrical shape. Well, that's what Kitticulture is. It is cruel and unjust and abusive. We must stop it!

The basic method is pretty straight forward. When the kittens are young, and have not devoleped the strong bones, they are placed in a small cramped glass (the glass is shaped anything ranging from a cirle to a beer bottle). the Kitticultruist cuts a whole in the glass and connects a tube to the kittens mouth as to feed it. The kitten's anus is glued shut and a waste tube is inserted. the kittens are left in the glass for awhile and then come out shaped in odd ways. The webmasters of this site say the cats actually enjoy being unique, but this is past unique. This, my friends, is animal cruelty. We must stop this horrible action at once. So please, join the mission and sign. Thank you for your time.