Dear Governor Schwarzenegger ,

We the People of this fine planet request, nay demand, that you do NOT pardon Paris Hilton for her sentenced crimes.  While a select few people (namely Paris, her family, entourage, hangers-ons, and lawyers) feel she is an innocent victim of the system, the rest of the rational world sees her for what she truly is-- a classist, dim, vacant twit who has so much money she feels no consequences are necessary for her actions.

Please prove her wrong.  Please do not pardon a person who feels in any way that her disposable pop music, poor acting (in film AND video), and "beauty" in any way do anything other than clutter the gossip columns of this fine world with more useless information and teach our children that being a skinny, stuck-up rich idiot gets you places in life.  Sure, it may, but let the children find that out on their own.  They don't need the help.

A petition in support has stated that she "provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world" and "provides beauty and excitement" to people's mundane lives."

Give us a break.  Make this conceited trust fund baby do her time just like anyone else who screwed up.

Yours truly,

The People of the World.

P.S.- When you're no longer Governor you should make Commando II.  If you like we'll start a petition to get it support.