Allow "Hoodie Me7o" to play in the NBA

Throughout his career Carmelo Anthony has been known for his All-Star level play, but this off-season it has become apparent that the NBA has been nerfing his potential with their implementation of hoodie-less jerseys.

As displayed in the following examples, Carmelo transcends into a basketball messiah when cloaked in hooded apparel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwHWjrzSeAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srz4jaQvceg

Former Teammate JR Smith had gone on record about the transformation, "Hoodie Melo doesnt play with a conscience... I like hoodie Melo." JR is also an activist for Shirtless Uniforms, but has agreed to bring the hoodie issue to the forefront for the time being.

It is understandable that the NBA has a parity concern regarding Carmelo. If he is allowed to become "Hoodie Me7o", he would undoubtedly win the MVP every year and the Knicks would be perpetual NBA champions. But at the end of the day, it is unfair for Adam Silver to deliberately cripple Carmelo without ever allowing him to reach his final form.

As for the logistics, here is what a prototype "Hoodie Me7o" jersey would could look like: https://imgur.com/gallery/LxFdX
We would like to remind the league how much jersey sales would increase once Carmelo cements his spot atop Michael Jordan as the greatest player ever.

This is a call to all basketball fans to spread the message. Share this with everyone you know, and allow the Anthony to truly "Stay Me7o".
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