A petition to get some utensil company somewhere to make metal sporks.
Ever since about the 1960's, sporks have been widely used in various fast food chains including Taco Bell, KFC, and even Rally's. This ingenious eating utensil has been loved, appreciated, and sometimes even worshipped by people all over the world. However, one is forced to wonder - if sporks are so loved, why haven't they made metal ones yet?
If one company started making stainless steel sporks, it would cut down on the amount of dishes people would have to wash. You wouldn't have to worry about buying spoons and forks that match. If you are a Sporkist, you would have a nice metal symbol of your religion to show off, rather than a plastic one that can easily break.
If you're tired of only being able to use spoons and forks at fancy restaurants, if you're tired of having your beloved sporks break while you're tryingt to eat with them because of the flimsy material they're made of, or if you just think metal sporks would be cool, please sign this petition! If we get enough signatures, we may convince some utensil company somewhere to grant our wish!
