We demand 97.5 The Fanatic host Mike Missanelli be stuffed in a burlap sack and dumped outside of the city limits

It's a simple proposition Philadelphia. Do you want to make Philadelphia be the greatest city it can be? One that you're not embarrassed to live in or humiliated to have friends and family visit? The answer is simple....the exile of Philadelphia's greatest monster, Mike Missanelli, the afternoon drive host of 97.5 the Fanatic.

Demand that Mike Missanelli be stuffed in a burlap sack and dumped outside of the city limits now, basnished from every returning to this fine city. We can make a nice afternoon of it. Stuff him in the sack, dump him, and then we'll have some sandwiches and pie. It will be fun!

Just imagine, the city without the stink of Missanelli on it. WHAT A PARADISE!

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