President Trump, you suck at being president. You are just so terrible, in so many ways.
You've tanked the economy, you've made us an International pariah, and you've consistently chosen the stupidest possible option when presented with policy choices.
Please resign today, for the good of America. Focus on retirement, where you can suck at things like golf, fishing, yelling at the kids on your lawn, and other things that won't put the country in peril.
President Trump, you suck. Please resign NOW.