The Owner of Jimmy John's, Jimmy John, has a problem. He hunts rare, beautiful animals and proceeds to scar them even beyond the grave by dropping mass amounts of LSD and cuddles them while naked. This is concerning because it's a horrifying incident of necrophilic beastiality.
How do we end this? STOP SUPPORTING JIMMY JOHN'S
We cannot stand idly by whilst this disgusting man continues to harm and prey on the innocent.