We Love You, Canada. Sorry Our President Is Such a Horse’s Ass.

by: Left Action
recipient: Canada

We love you, Canada. You've been wonderful neighbors and the best of friends for more than 150 years.

Unfortunately, our president is a horse's ass. And he's launched another trade war that will be terrible for both of our countries.

Sorry.

We have no idea why the hell he is doing it, because he has no idea. He seems to lash out randomly, like a monkey flinging poo.

We are sorry he's made you the latest target.

But please know that of American people love you, and we look forward to the day when this horse's ass is gone, and we can celebrate together. Until then...

We Love You, Canada. Sorry Our President Is Such a Horse's Ass.

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We Love You, Canada. Sorry Our President Is Such a Horse’s Ass.