Support a Ban on Life Jackets and Floatation Devices!

Life jackets and floatation devices should be banned.  They encourage risky behavior.  The only 100% effective way to prevent drowning is total abstinence from going in the water.


And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered.  you got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.


You should see drowning as a gift.


You, there with the sunglasses!  You're just asking for it!


Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don't worry. It was a legitimate pushing.  Your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.


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