Bring Back Fat Andre

Andre Vela is skinny now. We want him to be fat again. He was so full of joy and wisdom then. Now he's very pompous, unmotivated, and depressed. Fat andre would seize the moment for whatever came his way. Skinny andre does the opposite and pity's himself for it. As you can tell Fat andre was healthier (mentally) and generally happier. So we're (his friends) are making this petition to solve this crisis and get his attention.