If you've ever been adventuring in the wilds of Tamriel and had a drunken one-night stand with a Wasp, you might have noticed that afterwards, a pulsating eggsac will hatch from your back producing an adorable little flying monstrosity known as a Young Wasp. Young Wasps instantly imprint on their hosts and will follow you around like a baby duckling. That is until you undoubtedly aggro some other creature in the realm, upon which the Young Wasp will valiantly charge into battle to defend you--completely oblivious of its own comically low health stat-- and get killed instantly. Then, when the fighting's over, there'll be nothing left of your precious progeny but a gaping hole in your heart. You then run up to every Wasp you can find, picking fights in the hopes that one will randomly "impregnate" you again only to relive the trauma once more and all because let's face it, you just love the cute little buggers so much. Help me end this senseless cycle of respawning by asking the game developers of ESO at Zenimax Online Studios to officially release a non-combat pet version of the Young Wasp! Sign the petition and pass it to a friend. Long live the majestic Young Wasp!
