Dear Greenland: "Sorry we have such a terrible president"

Dear Greenland: Sorry we have such a terrible president.

The people of America have zero desire to go to war with you, or take you over, and we have no idea why our terrible president (who is also a moron) is once again pushing for it.

But the people of America do not want a war, and we will do our best to keep our terrible president from launching one.

And we will try much harder in the future to avoid electing people like him again.

Sincerely, the people of America

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