SAVE THE FARTING COWS

    These beautiful cows have the right to fart!! A very dangerous entity (“entity” as it relates to this petition will refer to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez) wants to eradicate these lovely and very beneficial animal to the mankind. Without these lovely creatures you can say goodbye to the Wendy’s BACONator and it would cost the microwaveable BACON industries millions of dollars in lost revenue not to mention all the jobs lost. So please help me in stoping this radicalized leftist from ruining breakfast as we know it!! SAVE THE COWS!! THE FARTS!!
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