Dear Ukraine: We are sorry that our president is such a moron, but we the people are with you, as are nearly all of our real leaders.
We stand with you, and salute your courage against Putin's aggression.
And we will do whatever we can to work around our Moron-in-Chief, and work with those who defend freedom, rather than dictators.
Sign on: "We are sorry that our president is a moron, but we the people are with you"