Somebody Please Stop Trump from Posting on Social Media

Nearly every day, Trump posts something online that offends, insults, or terrifies people across the planet. And some days, he takes it to 11, and casually tosses out threat of genocide or armageddon.

He probably forgets it by the time he's finished his "session" on the crapper (come on, you know that's where he does it), and the rest of us are left to clean up the mess, and hope he hasn't trash-talked us into World War 3.

Which is why we need to stop him from posting. Or at least, stop the posts from going through for real, and instead make him think they've gone through with the help of fake responses and fawning fake fan mail from his supporters (90% of whom are already fake anyway).

This may sound silly, with no chance of succeeding, until you remember that Trump is a moron. Or at least, moron-adjacent. And he's more than used to believing things that are utterly absurd.

And if we can get someone on the inside who already knows first-hand what a whack-job Trump is, and would help out to avoid world destruction, maybe we could make this happen. (Marco Rubio seems to be doing every other job, why not this too?).

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