While Jeran is a dear friend to many, he is the metaphorical Ol' Yeller of the group chat. It is time we took him out back and ended the misery. While exuding many behavioral similarities to a dog Jeran's disease is far beyond rabies. He is Altistic. It's fairly new disease that, left untreated, forces its victim into slurred typing and over consumption of chewing tobacco or "shnuff". Please help us help him.