Hey, so I have this idea for Scary Movie 6, and I think it's going to be amazing. You know how Scary Movie 5 was kind of a dud? Well, I think we can bring the franchise back to life by bringing back all the OGs. I'm talking Keenen Ivory Wayans, Anna Faris, Regina Hall, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, and everyone else. We could make it a parody of Scream 5 and have Doofy be the killer. I mean, they thought he was dead, but what if he wasn't? And remember Bobby and Ray? They copied Doofy, so they could be his accomplices. And Gail Hailstorm could come back too! We could have her admit that she made a mistake and come back to help solve the mystery.
Now, I know what you're thinking: 'What about Scary Movie 5?' Well, we'll just ignore it. I mean, let's be real, it was the worst one in the franchise. But we won't rush this. We'll take our time to make it awesome. We'll get Keenen Ivory Wayans to direct it, and we'll make sure that we honor the spirit of the franchise. We'll have all the humor and entertainment that the fans expect, and we'll make sure that it's a true return to everything that made the first few movies so great. The franchise will continue as long as there's horror movies to parody, which if we're being real, there will always be.
So, what do you think? Are you in? I think this could be the best Scary Movie yet, and I want you to be a part of it.
