Save Endangered Goombas from Extinction

It is the belief of the Citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom Against Goomba cruelty that all unlawful and unusual punishment of Goombas by one Mario and company must cease and desist. We hereby call for all Goombas to be granted inalienable rights and privileges under Mushroom Kingdom law as granted by sovereign ruler Princess Peach as a protected species free from unwarranted plumber hunts. Stop the Goomba stompings. Collect your in-game coins somewhere else and protect the smallest of us from the heel of oppression.