Sign the card: "Dear Earth: We're sorry our president is an idiot."
He showed it once again, speaking to the UN, in a speech that was rambling, nonsensical, and insulting all at the same time.
We've done a lot of great things for humanity in the past, but putting this guy back in office was not one of our finest moments.
Please accept our apologies. We'll try our best to avoid idiots like this in the future.
Sorry.
Love,
America
Sign the card: "Dear Earth: We're sorry our president is an idiot."