Demand the chicken Big Mac and Shaker fries in the UK Maccy Ds

For far too long have Britons been the subject of the shite menu, the easy option, the way way out for Macdonalds but alas, no more shall we settle for the items that don't crave our needs or indeed or hunger! For now is the time of change, for now is the time we stand together and tell Mr Macdonalds we want the fabled McChicken Big Mac for once and for all and that we also want the return of the delicious Shaker fries that once ripped from hands like a newborn from its mothers bossom!

Act now people, before its too late
God speed everyone