Ban the use of dihydrogen monoxide

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Many of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO,  but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide does not end there, prolonged exposure to it’s solid form causes severe tissue damage. The symptoms of DHMO ingestions can include excessive sweating, urination, feeling bloated, nausea, vomiting, and body electrolyte inbalance.