Free the titty peTITion

I made a poll on Facebook and so far 2 girls have come forward saying they wish they could just let their tits hang with the rest of us. It's getting hotter and with summer coming up, it's titty freedom time! Tits are great I think we can all agree on that. And we're suffocating them because some old dude in the 1700s got a random boner and it made him uncomfortable. I for one won't stand by and watch these women suffer in silence. For equality, sign to free the nipple.