Derek Dietrich Lifetime Reds Contract

Derek Dietrich is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs. Him and his chain have excited the Reds fan base and given us great on-field performance. Dietrich is full of bombs and pimp-jobs to go with them. He just wants to #LetItFly. In addition, he has served as the team beekeeper and maintenance guy. This shows his versatility. And for these reasons, the Reds should give him a lifetime contract. Derek makes the city of Cincinnati a better place. If you you're reading this Derek, we love you.