Demand that my brother does not use fake grass for his Yard!

My brother wants to use fake grass I repeat FAKE GRASS for his back yard!. This can not stand, we the people need to stand together and say "we will not stand for this, and mowing a lawn puts hair on your chest!" Now if we can get thousands of signatures I believe we can change the mind of my brother and make him realize that he is a AmeriCAN and not a AmeriCANT, show him that he is building a home and not a model train set and that fake grass is just plain weird. Now Sign this petition my fellow Americans