Dear Earth: "We Think He's An A-hole Too"

Dear Earth: Please don't blame us because our president is an a-hole.

I mean, blame us, we let him get elected, but most of us think he's a humongous a-hole, and are counting the days until he's gone.

Maybe we can be friends again after that? 

Until then, we'll do all we can to minimize his damage.  But just know that we stand united against a-holes.

Love always,

America