Replace Sarah Huckabee Sanders with Joey No Socks

Sarah is an unbearable bore - she drones on like white noise and I keep falling asleep. I could go on for days, but I get bored just talking about her. Therefore I petition the President of the United States, or whoever is in charge of petition reading, to "spice it up a bit", and replace her with one of Trump's old pals: Joey No Socks. The fact is, Joey is just much more suited to represent this administration to the press: He's got a record, he's got that "gangster charm", and the press will be afraid he's going to have them all whacked.

Finally, it's time we had a press secretary that said "capiche?" after a briefing.


President Trump: This isn't just a petition, it's a big HINT. You know this idea is money -
and you can smell money like a pit bull can smell a chihuahua's ass.