Amerika!

My mission is one of the best intent. We need to change America's national anthem to Amerika by Rammstein for obvious reasons. Our anthem now is boring and seems to make professional athletes just want to sit down. If the song was changed there is not a soul on the planet who could resist standing and headbanging along. This song will also bring the country closer together and stronger than ever! This may be our only chance to make a change.  What are the chances we'll ever get another president this stupid?  Hurry before we send him out the door, people!  Take a stand America!