Tell Trump: "Enough with the Biden Jokes. Stop Being a Jackass"

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President Trump:  Do you wake up every morning, thinking of how you can be an even bigger dick? 

President Xi of China had just arrived, and the world's two superpowers were together, ready to come together to solve the existential challenges we face.  Millions watched, from around the planet, hoping this would be the first step on the path to a better future 

And you thought that was as good time to start mocking Biden, and rambling incoherently about an auto pen? 

President Xi probably had no friggin clue what you were talking about, and frankly was a bit scared by the way you were ogling his hot (according to you) bod. 

Of course, it was hard to tell for certain what was happening, because you banned the reporters, cameras, and microphones that could have told us. 

Oh, also, Joe Biden is battling advanced lung cancer right now. Maybe you could try to be less of a dick for at least a little while? 

Sincerely,

People of Earth

 P.S. - Biden kicked your ass in 2020