Nintendo Wii headset

Ok, 99.9% of us hate Wii Speak (the 0.1% are casual gamers). Why should we have to scream at the TV when we could speak normally into a headset? It works for Xbox 360 and PS3. You could plug a USB modem into the USB port on the back of the Wii which is wirelessly connected to the headset. It should work with any Wi-Fi title, even ones that were released before, such as Super Smash Bros. Brawl. There has to be some sort of code on the disc or something telling the USB modem if it is a Wi-Fi game or not, and it also should be able to tell when it is in actual online gameplay. The modem would "hack" the Wi-Fi game, allowing the chat option into the Wi-Fi gaming session. It could do it the same way the DS uses its chat option! It could simply be called "Wii headset". So do YOU want the Wii headset?