The Butter to OUR bread.

People of the world, you need to sign this petition to stop these evil butter companies making 'spreadable butter' that's not even spreadable. Countless times have I woken up and wanted a sandwich of some sort, ham, bacon, lettuce and cheese if you're vegatarian, and not been able to as the butter I have used has ripped massive holes in my bread as I'm trying to butter it. Not only does this effect the person this devilish act is doing it to, but it effects all bread companies to have spend there sweat and tears trying to make the bread we so love and deserve for it to be ripped apart by satans favourite dairy product. We need to put an end to this once and for all!