Petition to start WW3

look our pathetic generation, eating tide pods and whining about politics and college debt. if we don't act upon it right now, a really bad ass war won't happen for generations, if not ever again. sign this petition to ensure that we'll all get a chance to storm the beaches of Normandy again, just like our grandparents. Idc if we go to war with Russia, China, North Korea, or even the EU or Britain. but one things for sure, we're bored af, and our generation is made up of liberal pussies. sign this petition to help start WW3.