Uganda for the 2016 Summer Olympics

We petition the International Olympics Committee to strongly reconsider the bid to have the 2016 Summer Olympics in Brazil, to instead move it over to Uganda.

We want to ensure all Christian and heterosexual athletes a safe stay in a nation that actually adheres to the Christian core values, for a guaranteed 100% rape-free journey. Due to recent change in legislation in the Republic of Uganda towards the sin of sodomy (Leviticus 20:13), we the community of Christians finds that to be the ultimate location for the 2016 Summer Olympics.

And what would be a better location for the Summer Olympics than right in the heart of Africa?