Demanding an end to Adams group chat boycott

As a staunch advocate for equality, racial and gender equality there have been less than a handful of times that I've felt the need for a petition. We currently stand at a crossroads on ken Bishop Way. One among us is clearly prepared to break code and protocol in a futile effort to shield themselves from constant and unwavering ridicule. This is a clear violation of heterosexuality and its time to stand up. I ask my fellow heterosexual and borderline heterosexual males to sign this petition and bring Adam back to the fold. I implore each and every one of you to dig deep into your souls and choose to either bring Adam back or, at the very least, find a dog to shit on his lawn and film it.