This plague of fucking nerds going fatalis on Poseidon has reached its peak. We need to take a stand against this travesty affecting our pub games. Smite community and Steelbreezin is getting weaker and more toxic after every game a Poseidon on their team buys fatalis because it "Gets me kills dude.". By banding together on this online piece of paper we can end this devastation to our pub games.
REASONS WHY FATALIS ON POSEIDON NEEDS TO BE STOPPED
Studies have been done by a man in Virginia that show why you need to support this cause. His name is Steelbreezin and this is what he found.
-People become even dumber after purchasing this item
This is due to the memories these players receive after purchasing this item. When a player purchases this item they get memories from their childhood of them in their race car bed at a more simpler time in their life (You know before they get yelled at and reported after each game of smite).
-People become Muslim extremist
After doing research in my arena and clash games I noticed a pattern of these players after buying the item. They start running and shouting "Suffer the wrath of my trident!" after activating their 2. This leads them to feel the rush and dive ememy phoenix. It looks like they had to have just watched Fast and the Furious leading them to crash and burn.
-Your team will lose
This one is pretty self explanatory in itself. Einstein created a theory long ago that still stands today. "u bi fatalis on pos, u lose gaem." -Einstein
THE SOLUTIONS TO THIS EPIDEMIC
This matter is very complicated to deal with because of dealing with human life. Going too aggressive on this solution can cause damage to Smite as a whole. Too light and this becomes a waste of time typing this petition.
Option 1: Rage Therapy
With this option we just report them IMMEDIATELY and say "GG POS NOOB", as well as "F6 @ 10 GET ME OUT TRASH POS". This is an easy solution that makes the Poseidon think about why could it possibly be his fault.
Option 2: Play Ranked
Now this is an interesting option discovered by Steelbreezin himself. He noticed that in ranked you can ban certain gods from play, prohibiting nerds from picking up Nox (God of Tits and Brokenness). Then he realized that if that works for Nox pickers than why wouldn't it work for fatalis shitters. This is an oddball that only works for yourself, by choosing this option you only slightly reduce fatalis pickers and allows them to keep roaming Steel's pubs.
Option 3: Shoot that man on sight
Lethal. Self-explanatory.
Please support our Steelbreezins.
