Don't Censor My Ice Cream

Conservative group One Million Moms has recently launched a campaign to ban new Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor "Schweddy Balls," named after a famously tongue-in-cheek SNL skit.
This petition aims to keep the flavor. Do not concede to humorless conservatism disguised as morality control! Stand up for Schweddy Balls!
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