GET YSENIA A PET GOAT SO THEY CAN NAME IT BARTHOLOMEW

um, i just want a pet goat and like i like to think i'm cool enough to raise a goat as my child. this is just to prove to my birthgiver that i am indeed worthy of having a pet goat to call my child. just support me and bartholomewđź’š

Update #14 years ago
i have no goat. i have no bartholomew. the system had failed me. mi ama said no I WAS LIKE PORQUÉ MAMA PORQUÉ, she didn’t know what the fuck i said.
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