Get Stuart Arfield to commentate on Burnley matches.

Stuart Arfield is the brother of Burnley midfield sensation Scott.

This is a man whose vocabulary knows no limits, he is Livingston's answer to Andy Gray and the way he describes how his brother "makes goals" should not be limited to his claret and blue Facebook following.

His unique and direct style has won many admirers in the old mill town, he has basically re-invented commentary that we know today. This is a man that will transcend generations of sports fans.

You need to sign this today so we can get this man where he belongs, in the football hall of fame.