Dear Earth: Sorry our president is an idiot

    Dear Earth: Please accept our apologies for choosing an idiot as our president.

    An idiot who says stupid things, does even stupider things, and creates new international crises on a daily basis.

    We've done a lot of great things for humanity in the past, but putting this guy back in office was not one of our finest moments.

    Sorry.

    Love,

    America
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