Dear Earth: "Sorry Our President is a Jerk"

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Dear Earth: Sorry Our President is a Jerk.

He's pissed off pretty much everyone, he's brought us to the brink of war in about a zillion places, and now he's put a brand new tariff on EVERY COUNTRY on Earth.

He's a jerk. And worse, he's a jerk that's also evil, an authoritarian, and an colossal a-hole.

Sorry we elected him, and sorry you're having to deal with him. We'll do better next time.