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Send Stephen Colbert to the White House for a hotdog lunch with President Bush!

  • recipient: President Bush

It is time for the Colbert Nation to stand up and be heard!  Stephen Colbert has expressed his life-long dream of having a hotdog lunch with the president, and by signing this petition you are showing your support.  We have precious little time, so we must act quickly.  Send Stephen Colbert to the White House to have a hotdog and Doritos lunch buffet with President Bush by signing this petition now and spreading the word!

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We the undersigned wish to fulfill Stephen Colbert's life-long dream of having a hotdog lunch with President Bush.  Colbert has been a staunch supporter of your presidency and wishes nothing more than to "break dog" with you.  We humbly ask you to fulfill this dream by inviting Colbert to the White House for a presidential hotdog and Doritos buffet at your convenience.  Thank you for your time.
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