America is in the middle of an unnecessary fight with Iran, launched by our village idiot president.
But don't worry. VP J.D. Vance assures us it's not really a "war."
"I wouldn't call it a war."
No? What would you call it? A dance-off? Butterscotch pudding? Electric Boogaloo?
It's a f***ing war, J.D., with soldiers, ships, planes, missiles and other things shooting the hell out of each other. It's been going on for six months.
Hell, that's where a whole bunch of those weapons we used to have went.
You've been calling it a "war" all along, but now that you and your halfwit boss have f***ed things up so royally, you want to close your eyes, click your heels and pretend it isn't one anymore?
That's not an explanation. That's gaslighting.
You don't get to pretend six months of armed conflict magically stops being a war because calling it one has suddenly become politically inconvenient.
How about doing something to stop it instead?
Add Your Name: "War Is War, J.D. F* You and the Couch You Rode In On For Trying to Gaslight America"