Stop preposterous early basketball retirement of Michael Bogart NOW

Michael Bogart, of chappaqua NY, has been a stalwart of of the local men's basketball circuit. While he has provided much joy and levity to friends and family alike who revel in his competitiveness, self depreciation, relentless defense and skeptical layups the injury bug has taken a minor toll on his body. In typical Bogart fashion these minor injuries have been wildly exaggerated to the point that the ugly 'retirement' word has been discussed. We, as fellow chappaqua men's basketball players, utterly reject this prevailing sentiment and urge Michael- for his own sanity and those around him- to heal up quickly and commit to a dramatic return. Please sign this petition to motivate the Bogart family to do the right thing.