Gas prices have gone through the roof since Trump launched his asinine war with Iran. They've nearly doubled in many areas. Diesel prices are even higher, spiking $20 or higher in some remote parts of Alaska.
Pretty much every defense and energy expert on Earth told Trump this would happen. Supply routes would be closed, and prices would skyrocket.
But he didn't listen. And now prices for just about everything we use are rising as well, because you can't use it if it's not delivered. And that takes trucks and other vehicles. And if they have to pay a lot more... well, you see where this is going -- even if Trump didn't.
But Trump wants us to stop worrying about gas, and think instead about ass. Great asses. Powerful asses.
Because he has lost his marbles.
Look, asses are great, but our economy is getting pounded by these price increases -- and a real president would actually do something about that.
Someone in the White House that he will still listen to (presumably blonde, and young) must point him towards some paper, hand him a sharpie, and get him to come up with some real actions to bring down prices -- like ending that insane war. And he must, must, must stop talking about asses.
Tell Trump: "Enough About Ass. Do Something About Gas!"
