Forcibly Intern Reactionary Nazi-sympathizing Transphobic Rape Apologist Battalion Leader Alexandria Brown In An Anarcho-Communist Re-Education Camp
- Location: Tampa, FL
ALEXANDRIA BROWN is the cis, white, suspected Führer-Rector of a reactionary Nazi-sympathizing transphobic rape apologist battalion, decadent bourgeois sex club, and capitalist cartel who has made it her mission to completely squelch the movement for sex workers’ rights so nobly being carried out by the Sex Worker Solidarity Network of Tampa. She is not only white and cis, but also claims to be bi, which obviously means she is het. This untalented paintress, debauched journalist and nay-saying filmmaker claims to have grown up working-class, but has an elite education which positions her squarely as a member of the petit bourgeoisie.
MOST PROBLEMATICALLY, Alexandria notoriously interviewed controversial alt-right figure Augustus Invictus in 2016. The impudent spaniel then went on to actually have a brief romantic and sexual relationship with him, which was probably very hot and which she claims occurred while she was unaware he was a fascist. In 2017, she very conveniently exposed him as a fascist in a second interview. This is exactly what a Nazi-sympathizer would do. She then exposed allegations of rape and domestic violence against him on the part of a 19 year old girl, which is exactly what a rape apologist would do. Of course, the Nazis pretended to “retaliate” as part of this psy-op and began a coordinated smear campaign and crusade of harassment and threats against her. We believe it ought to be clear this all was a government plot designed to prevent us from revealing her true nature as a whorephobic, consent-hating, totalitarian.
THIS TERF PERENNIALLY relies on social capital and hetcis white privilege to insulate herself from critique and make herself immune to accountability. She herself claims to be a survivor of attempted homicide, violent rape, and stalking. Again, this is extremely convenient for someone who secretly loves rape. Her many long-term friendships and relationships with trans women—about which she apparently won’t let us forget—indicate a profound tokenization which could only occur if one viewed trans people as subhuman. Her tireless advocacy for the trans community, undertaken by promoting educational videos on trans human rights screened at Christian colleges despite fierce opposition—reveal her to be a master manipulator whose powers of deception are unparalleled. This dangerous, hysterical vigilante is a 30-year old webcam model and Continental philosophy student who has never once shot a cop despite her extremely advanced age.
ALEXANDRIA IS A NAZI-SYMPATHIZER: this is why she was raised by Jews from when she began college at age 15. Because, guess what? These Jewish academics who care for her are Israeli—you know what that means. Sure, these Israeli fascists, who pretend to be anti-Zionist, may regularly screen films opposing the occupation of Gaza as part of their syllabi. However, further inquiry reveals they also actually advocate understanding and critiquing fascist philosophers like Martin Heidegger and Carl Schmitt. This is disgusting and anathema, for the human mind cannot physically survive exposure to fascist lines of reasoning. All fascist literature should be burned and indeed, all memory of the Holocaust itself should clearly be abolished from history—it is the only way. We weep rainbow ally tears imagining all the time Alexandria has spent at seder rituals, deceiving the world about her true nature as a boot-licking fucking white nationalist and fascist. This dangerous, violent, mentally unstable individual is known to sneak up behind people and yell “Boo!” She is known to tickle people, and once even attacked a helpless Maoist with silly string.
IT IS TRUE THAT ALEXANDRIA may have socially engineered the opportunity for herself to work with Great Lakes and Nashville antifa. But the truth is she has very nefariously garnered support from some of their prominent members only in order to further disguise her twisted reality. So, allow us to expose her, naked and glistening to the world: she is NOT A COMRADE. She is an unseemly character of questionable integrity whomst ought to be at all times considered a threat and menace to our stable, desired social order. Fully-automated luxury gay space communism is doomed if she continues in her endless crusade. Her recent attempts to take a nuanced position on local controversies, which she did not witness, and which involve people she has never met, is clearly the absolute last straw. Thus, it hath been decreed by our Lord and Savior Karl Marx that the time hath come to forcibly re-educate COINTELPRO agent Alexandria Brown.
WE AT THE SEX WORKER SOLIDARITY NETWORK are the ones best-qualified to do this, because unlike Alexandria, we have actually been raped. We face actual oppression as sex workers, and as bi pan genderfluid otherkin we have no social capital which we can use, but instead have historically always boldly self-critted whenever we have made mistakes, which is never. We make no mistakes.
FOR THE ABOVE REASONS, WE PROPOSE that we ought to intern Alexandria Brown in a re-education camp in Polk County for a term of at least five years. She should be made to ask for consent before she makes eye contact with anyone until she learns the true meaning of consent. She will be forced to dig canals, embroider lingerie for strippers, and serve as a shoe-shine for trans* people. She shall subsist off a single bowl of organic grass-fed vegan rice a day until she admits she is a Nazi-fucker, rape-lover, and trans-hater. Compelling a transformation in Alexandria Brown by force will establish the Sex Worker Solidarity Network as the ultimate arbiters of the concept of “consent.”
We are pure, glorious, paragons of anarcho-communist virtue, and we will emerge victorious.
Sign PetitionSign PetitionMOST PROBLEMATICALLY, Alexandria notoriously interviewed controversial alt-right figure Augustus Invictus in 2016. The impudent spaniel then went on to actually have a brief romantic and sexual relationship with him, which was probably very hot and which she claims occurred while she was unaware he was a fascist. In 2017, she very conveniently exposed him as a fascist in a second interview. This is exactly what a Nazi-sympathizer would do. She then exposed allegations of rape and domestic violence against him on the part of a 19 year old girl, which is exactly what a rape apologist would do. Of course, the Nazis pretended to “retaliate” as part of this psy-op and began a coordinated smear campaign and crusade of harassment and threats against her. We believe it ought to be clear this all was a government plot designed to prevent us from revealing her true nature as a whorephobic, consent-hating, totalitarian.
THIS TERF PERENNIALLY relies on social capital and hetcis white privilege to insulate herself from critique and make herself immune to accountability. She herself claims to be a survivor of attempted homicide, violent rape, and stalking. Again, this is extremely convenient for someone who secretly loves rape. Her many long-term friendships and relationships with trans women—about which she apparently won’t let us forget—indicate a profound tokenization which could only occur if one viewed trans people as subhuman. Her tireless advocacy for the trans community, undertaken by promoting educational videos on trans human rights screened at Christian colleges despite fierce opposition—reveal her to be a master manipulator whose powers of deception are unparalleled. This dangerous, hysterical vigilante is a 30-year old webcam model and Continental philosophy student who has never once shot a cop despite her extremely advanced age.
ALEXANDRIA IS A NAZI-SYMPATHIZER: this is why she was raised by Jews from when she began college at age 15. Because, guess what? These Jewish academics who care for her are Israeli—you know what that means. Sure, these Israeli fascists, who pretend to be anti-Zionist, may regularly screen films opposing the occupation of Gaza as part of their syllabi. However, further inquiry reveals they also actually advocate understanding and critiquing fascist philosophers like Martin Heidegger and Carl Schmitt. This is disgusting and anathema, for the human mind cannot physically survive exposure to fascist lines of reasoning. All fascist literature should be burned and indeed, all memory of the Holocaust itself should clearly be abolished from history—it is the only way. We weep rainbow ally tears imagining all the time Alexandria has spent at seder rituals, deceiving the world about her true nature as a boot-licking fucking white nationalist and fascist. This dangerous, violent, mentally unstable individual is known to sneak up behind people and yell “Boo!” She is known to tickle people, and once even attacked a helpless Maoist with silly string.
IT IS TRUE THAT ALEXANDRIA may have socially engineered the opportunity for herself to work with Great Lakes and Nashville antifa. But the truth is she has very nefariously garnered support from some of their prominent members only in order to further disguise her twisted reality. So, allow us to expose her, naked and glistening to the world: she is NOT A COMRADE. She is an unseemly character of questionable integrity whomst ought to be at all times considered a threat and menace to our stable, desired social order. Fully-automated luxury gay space communism is doomed if she continues in her endless crusade. Her recent attempts to take a nuanced position on local controversies, which she did not witness, and which involve people she has never met, is clearly the absolute last straw. Thus, it hath been decreed by our Lord and Savior Karl Marx that the time hath come to forcibly re-educate COINTELPRO agent Alexandria Brown.
WE AT THE SEX WORKER SOLIDARITY NETWORK are the ones best-qualified to do this, because unlike Alexandria, we have actually been raped. We face actual oppression as sex workers, and as bi pan genderfluid otherkin we have no social capital which we can use, but instead have historically always boldly self-critted whenever we have made mistakes, which is never. We make no mistakes.
FOR THE ABOVE REASONS, WE PROPOSE that we ought to intern Alexandria Brown in a re-education camp in Polk County for a term of at least five years. She should be made to ask for consent before she makes eye contact with anyone until she learns the true meaning of consent. She will be forced to dig canals, embroider lingerie for strippers, and serve as a shoe-shine for trans* people. She shall subsist off a single bowl of organic grass-fed vegan rice a day until she admits she is a Nazi-fucker, rape-lover, and trans-hater. Compelling a transformation in Alexandria Brown by force will establish the Sex Worker Solidarity Network as the ultimate arbiters of the concept of “consent.”
We are pure, glorious, paragons of anarcho-communist virtue, and we will emerge victorious.
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