Save Saddam
Save Saddam From Execution!
The former Iraqi dictator and goat lover, Saddam Hussain, has been charged with crimes against humanity at a court in Baghdad for the extermination of 148 infidels. He now faces public execution by intestinal hanging although he is entitled to an appeal. But we need your help!
The Cult of Qelqoth does not condone an act of faith, regardless of the theological differences. Therefore, even though Saddam Hussain is a devout Muslim who only eats man pork, his selfless acts of faith and devotion have earned him the right as a religious martyr who now stands comdemned for his beliefs. We will not stand for this!
The Cult of Qelqoth is asking for your help! Please sign this petition and give Saddam and Iraq back to the people so that people can be brutally punished in the name of God, where women can be eaten alive and raped in public, where goats have no freedom of speech and where mind altering hashish fills the streets! Join our cause! Repost this pledge! SAVE SADDAM HUSSAIN!
