Rename 'Saturday' to 'Caturday'

For too long we have denied ourselves the full joy of cat time and cat space! For generations our culture of cat business has been pushed to the world of leisure time! I say enough! It is said that every dog has its day, but what about cats? I demand not only that cats get their day too, but that it be once a week! when my cat Trout and I founded the United Caturday Front we envisioned a world of tuna sandwiches and afternoon naps in the sun, with your help, we can make this vision a reality. thank you and meow.