SCREAMING MUMMER JASON KELCE embodies the spirit of Philadelphia, now and for all time. We demand the IMMEDIATE CREATION of a foam version of him in the MARDI GRAS GENIE COSTUME he wore to the Super Bowl parade on February 8, 2017, bearded mouth open in a perpetual yell. The SCREAMING MUMMER must be made the new MASCOT OF THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES, barking wildly for all who bleed green, and inspiring underdogs at Lincoln Financial Field forever!