Label Bronies as a Mental Illness

Admit it, Bronies are really creepy. They photoshop ponies from a childhood show into their Facbook pictures and make out with them. They do things that are unspeakable while looking at ponies and watching the show. The My Little Pony TV show is meant for children, yet its so avidly watched by older men. 

Obviously there is something wrong with someone. A mentally stable person does not feel the need to have intercorse with cartoon ponies. We need to get these people some help! But the first thing we have to do is make it so they can get help. We will do this by labeling bronies as a mental illness.