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My name is Adam and last year I graduated highschool and moved away from home, leaving behind my family and many amazing friends. Growing up, my friend Ethan and I were always gaming together, we even beat Rainbow Road on 150cc in Mario Kart without dying. This kind of bond is one that only comes once in a life time, and it is one I wish to continue. However, Ethan works long hours at Whataburger to pay for his tuition and often times can not get on xbox live at the same time as myself. That's is why I am asking all of you to think about that one person, your best bud, whom you share hours at a time pwning noobs and bagging campers with, and sign this petition to get Whataburger to allow my friend Ethan to play Xbox at work. Every signature helps and is greatly appreciated. With your help, Ethan and I may be able to cross map tomahawk 12 year olds on Xbox together again.